First you meet everyone else, learn how they tick, understand how to best categorize them...then you meet me =)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
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you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
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say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
just don’t
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THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG
wombat nananananananananana wombat
I would totally watch this
I never know what to do with myself those random five hours before a party. like, what is my existence.
I know what to do, drink.
i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
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Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Hector, what does f*** mean?
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This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.
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Update: Drake’s murder trial begins in two days
*logs outta life*
Man, fuck this website.
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